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Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches (www.wishtv.com)

submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (8 children)

This makes some sense as all foods are salads; sandwiches are untossed salads, tacos are untossed taco salads.

https://saladtheory.github.io/

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's bad taxonomy, because then what's a taco salad? It's an untossed taco salad salad. But we still don't know what taco means. So it's becomes an untossed untossed taco salad salad salad. Which becomes an untossed untossed untossed taco salad salad salad salad. We never learn what a taco actually is.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's like the G in GNU.

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

Exactly! I had to look it up, but yes, it is.

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