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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 6 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I want a cyber minivan. Then I can truly be hated by everyone.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can already get a plug in hybrid minivan.

Its so uncool but I love it.

I only buy gas every 3 months.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

To me, minivans are probably the most sensible vehicles out there. Does it comfortably seat 5 to 8 people? Yes. Does it offer lots of space for anything you need to haul from A to B? Yes. Does it have a footprint and gas consumption similar to a regular sedan? Yes.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

That is still cooler than a CyberMinivan. This thing will be literally hated by all.