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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago (10 children)

The thing that really made me dislike it is the trunk has a really sharp close that's just begging for cut someones fingers off

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This seems like an overblown concern. To prove it, I'm going to make a video putting my finger in the way as it closes and I'm sure it will be fine.. /s

[–] OhFudgeBars@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Seems as good a reason as any to post this.

Good luck getting it out of your head, by the way.

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