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The second verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, Headline News, is about these two.
Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.
Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?
Warrior!
You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody's face.
But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.