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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Think about how weird that is for a minute. This guy wasn't a saint when people were praying to him. So do Catholics just go around praying to randos until 3 people pray to the same rando and then are like "aha! a saint!" ?

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (5 children)

They're not exactly randos. But yup, that's the gist of it.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Sorry I'm not a Catholic. What's the intermediate step between rando and saint?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Influencer, apparently

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