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But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!
Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.
Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?
I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.