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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 86 points 6 months ago (19 children)

Dude is so dumb he got PERMANENTLY disqualified from joining the crayon eaters club. And this was during a time they were desperate for new recruits too lol

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 34 points 6 months ago (16 children)

If this is real then holy fuck is he dumb.

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago (13 children)

I'm pretty sure the minimum ASVAB score is like 30. I'm pretty sure you could get that by randomly guessing on most of it. I try not to be too harsh in my judgements of the less intelligent but holy fuck do you have to be dumb to be fully disqualified.

[–] UristMcHolland@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can pass the ASVAB enough to join by answering C on every question. I know this to be true because I worked with multiple guys who said they did exactly that. That may not be true today but it was 15 years ago.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Infantry only needs a 30, so statistically yeah I believe it's possible.

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