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Anon figures out how dieting works (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 34 points 6 months ago (34 children)

TBH a single Big Mac meal is 1350 Cal, so if you're an adult 5'9" male and dieting then that's already your daily limit.

It sucks but you've basically gotta choose between taste quality and quantity.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

In the past I've been able to lose weight by limiting myself to 1 meal a day + exercising but its really terrible that all is what it takes to stop gaining weight. The human body is too goddamn efficient to the point it's fucking everyone over.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

Have you considered changing DNA expression so you produce the correct beta-metabolites and develop fast-firing neurons? /s

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