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[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (38 children)

I wish I could just eat a pill once a day marked with desired bmi and forget about eating and focus on real stuff instead. I can barely hit 17.7 bmi even with some huel powder in a cup that is a hassle to wash. I want like 20 bmi to not look like a stick but it is hard to remember to eat that much

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 6 months ago (14 children)

The part of this that sucks is that one day this shit just stops. Went from skinny stick figure constantly being told to eat more and put on weight while eating SO much, then I hit 35 and all of a sudden I'm 15kg overweight and sporting a nice double chin.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm going to look good forever

  • a 33 year old
[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Keep fit, watch your diet and look after your skin and teeth and you'll get it right. I'm a bit chubby now but I'm feeling better now that I'm doing these things.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Thank you I was making fun of myself mostly.

I'm legitimately not worried, I make a point to chase after my niblings and climb up things I shouldn't for exercise.

But should I still be worried?

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Exercise gets harder to keep up when you get older and everything starts hurting.

I think as long as you're living an active lifestyle, it's all good.

Just remember to always wear sunscreen :P

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