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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15940107

Dennis Falaschi charged in multi-million dollar scheme as records show he wasn’t only one to take water from California’s farm region

A former California water official has pleaded guilty to conspiring to steal water in a deal with federal prosecutors in the state’s crop-rich central valley.

The Los Angeles Times reports Tuesday that 78-year-old Dennis Falaschi, who used to head the Panoche water district, entered the plea in federal court in Fresno. He also pleaded guilty to filing a false tax return.

Falaschi was accused in a case that alleged that more than $25m in water was stolen over two decades when it was siphoned from a federal irrigation canal through a secret pipe and sold to farmers and other water districts. The Panoche water district supplies irrigation for farmland in Fresno and Merced counties – much of it from the federal Delta-Mendota canal.

Authorities said in court documents that Falaschi wasn’t the only one taking water, but did not specify who else was involved. They estimated Falaschi stole less than $3.5m in water, a small portion of what they initially alleged had been stolen.

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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (4 children)

No. Im sorry, No. This has got to be The Onion. This is like the children's cartoon Bond Villain version of a scheme. This is beyond insane. Come on!

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 18 points 5 months ago

it’s like we have all watched these dystopian future movies and instead of heeding their warning, we all said “hold my beer”.

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