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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Lol, I just mentioned this in another thread.

Like, I know missing court is bad, and he was probably on his way there when he gave up to call in...

But man, you're trying to get out of jail for driving without a license. Driving to court is bad enough, don't facetime the judge while driving.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 53 points 5 months ago (5 children)

He says in the video he was just parking at the doctor's office. 🤣

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I like to think he tried to come up for a reason for missing court, and went with "doctor" instinctively, forgetting he was on a video call and not sick, and likely wouldn't have scheduled a doctors appointment for the exact same time he had court to try and postpone jail by a month.

But I dunno

This dude might have double booked.

[–] Bocky@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You don’t have to be sick to need a doctor. He might been getting an ass cancer screening

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