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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 86 points 6 months ago (5 children)

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Keep it under 27 minutes just to be on the safe side

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is it total minutes or consecutive?

[–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Either, just to be safe.

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