this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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Presuming it wasn't creative fiction, document and enjoy the huge pile of money from the lawsuit.
How fucking big did this dudes arms get in one year? I’m calling bullshit.
If this is actually real I would suggest using interpersonal relationship skills and ask these hordes of women to stop touching your biceps yourself. Given that anon is a green texter, he may be lacking in this department.
It is on 4chan, so there's an approximately 99% chance it's completely made up, and the poster can barely lift his keyboard.
50/50 chance between normal keyboard and no arm muscles whatsoever and normal arm muscles and the thickest, full metal mechanical keyboard you've ever seen.