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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I have a good relationship with my porn star.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Ugh.....I don't. I tried to see if she made any videos I hadn't seen before, found her twitter, and discovered she's a huge racist and trump thumper.

Now I feel icky knowing I jerked off to a woman who is so full of vile and hate.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 5 months ago

Just pump the devil out of her

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