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Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 113 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'll remember this if I ever find myself in the position to cheat on my pregnant wife with a pornstar and then run for president.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, I think he means that even if you don't run for president, it might affect you if you've cheated on your pregnant wife with a pornstar.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Sounds just about right

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