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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon misses some signals (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago (7 children)

thank god my girlfriend used to be (and still is) extremely to the point

we were just walking with our friend group, then something happened that her and i were way in front of everyone else (i dont remember if they stopped or if we just walked faster), and she didnt know how to say it, so she just kissed me on the cheek

idk if its still possible for someone to misunderstand that. probably is

[–] nastim@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My girlfriend hinted that she liked me by getting under a blanket with me and taking off all her clothes. To be honest, I still wasn't certain. We've been together 13 years.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

She could be Canadian and just being polite

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

oh god i saw 13 years before reading and it sounded a lot worse until the end

congratulations though, im happy for you!

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