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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I can't help but groan loudly every time I see the Orange Menace being quoted in these articles. The word vomit is so relentless it's hard to stomach. *gauges eyes out*

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I read your last sentence wrong at first, and I was very confused about how vomit, the word, was relentless.

Sigh, I think my brain just wants his word-vomit to go away. But I know it won't, so I might gouge out my ears as I think that might work better than gauging anything.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They definitely need a hyphen in word-vomit

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Aye! Why isn't everyone doing that? Maybe I'm just behind the times. Editing first comment.