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[–] Hupf@feddit.de 29 points 5 months ago (32 children)

Have you tried Bing lately?

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I love using Microsoft Edge on my GNU/Linux machine. I actually tried switching to Google as the search engine, but Microsoft Edge said it would be sad if I switched, so for the sake of Microsoft, I decided that I'd stay with Bing forever. I love giving my personal information to Copilot so that it can generate an interview application for me in my local fast food shops such as Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, etc. God bless Microsoft, best company ever!!! /s

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 4 points 5 months ago

I mean Microsoft will pay you to use them to search for porn

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