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Anon tests a pilot's reflexes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 100 points 5 months ago (12 children)

As someone with a commercial pilot friend.

They are way too well trained to fall for this prank. If they were able to confuse driving and flying like this they should be on sick leave immediately.

[–] Kayel@aussie.zone 55 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don't care that someone lied on the internet, that made me laugh loudly in public

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't care if you care. I just have a specific insight on this subject and wanted to share.

[–] Kayel@aussie.zone 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love you mate, hope you have a good day

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 5 months ago

Dito <3

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