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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 147 points 5 months ago (17 children)

To be fair retarded means slowed or delayed so how many times was anon retarded in getting to work?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Really changes the theme to Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

they were just asking everyone to chill out and relax

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna tell people who need to chill to get retarded .

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be funny if the song got slower and slower

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

You're asking too much from them

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Wow. I really thought that was going to be a misheard lyric video or parody. Had no idea.

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