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Anon's phone gets stolen (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn't realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the robber broke into Anon's house and put the phone back. It's probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Secure the data on a sandbox first

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