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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Tell me about it, it's like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there's always someone who goes "Oi mate, where's yer Barbie license?"

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And in Australia doing the same it's "Oy wait up mate, where's your Ocker licence?" Luckily we don't need barbeque licenses, tong licenses, etc. we got away from the UK to escape all that bureaucratic red tape

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

explain NSW then, and their fun police?

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Well how else are they going to justify strip searching minors?

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