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[–] prof@infosec.pub 103 points 5 months ago (46 children)

I mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?

If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.

[–] Crismus@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

I had just finished my range day and I had my guns stripped for cleaning when my step daughter dropped of my son for his weekend visit with her boyfriend.

I wasn't trying to flex or anything, but I did find it funny. Luckily she married a different guy after college.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Step daughter dropped of my son" has a real Alabama vibe.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I literally don't understand the relationships in his comment. I simply can't get my head around it

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OP (dad), married a woman and accepted her daughter into the family, making her his stepdaughter. We'll call her Drake. Dad already had a son from a previous marriage. We'll call the son Josh. Drake and Josh became close stepsiblings. Drake started dating a boy, who we'll call Freddy. Drake introduced Freddy to Josh, and they hang out every week at Josh's place to play Overwatch. Drake brought Freddy to her house, where dad was cleaning his guns, just in time for Freddy to walk past on his way to Josh's room.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's really funny that you've chosen a male name for the only female character

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

If you open up your mind
See what's inside

[–] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

I think his stepdaughter, with her boyfriend, dropped off his son for the son's weekend visit with him (him being the commenter, the father).

It reads like his son was visiting his stepdaughter's boyfriend. Maybe it is that, but it'd be odd.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lemme know if you figure it out, I've read his comment about 12× and still scratching my head.

[–] onion@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago

OP's step daughter and her boyfriend came over to drop off OP's son for his weekend visit.

[–] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Woman has daughter. Woman marries man. Man and woman have son. I guess man and woman break up? Son has weekly visits to man, daughter of woman brings son to man. Or maybe son goes to boarding school or something 🤷‍♂️

That is the reasonable explanation. If you want to imagine the situation with a banjo soundtrack nobody is stopping you.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Naw, no banjo. Was just super confused.
Your line of reasoning seems sound, let's just go with that until we hear from OP.

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