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[–] Crismus@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

I had just finished my range day and I had my guns stripped for cleaning when my step daughter dropped of my son for his weekend visit with her boyfriend.

I wasn't trying to flex or anything, but I did find it funny. Luckily she married a different guy after college.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 months ago (9 children)

"Step daughter dropped of my son" has a real Alabama vibe.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

I literally don't understand the relationships in his comment. I simply can't get my head around it

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lemme know if you figure it out, I've read his comment about 12× and still scratching my head.

[–] onion@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

OP's step daughter and her boyfriend came over to drop off OP's son for his weekend visit.

[–] PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woman has daughter. Woman marries man. Man and woman have son. I guess man and woman break up? Son has weekly visits to man, daughter of woman brings son to man. Or maybe son goes to boarding school or something 🤷‍♂️

That is the reasonable explanation. If you want to imagine the situation with a banjo soundtrack nobody is stopping you.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Naw, no banjo. Was just super confused.
Your line of reasoning seems sound, let's just go with that until we hear from OP.

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