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Anon wants cigarette money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it's to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Horse funerals

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

[–] TheVillageGuy@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bojack?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There was a post that was in the style of "I manage every, yes EVERY, type of event for you" and they included among the usual also horse funerals 2x.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

3x ! With anniversary (of horse funerals)

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