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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (33 children)
[–] amio@kbin.social 113 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Publically and condescendingly berating a (presumably) grown man in front of his entire family, infantilizing him and the crypto thing, the little power demonstration with the drinks, getting everyone to laugh at the poor jobless bastard?

Not sure how wholesome that seems to me. Chewing someone out in public, especially at dinner, is asshole behavior. Being overbearingly "positive" about it on the surface doesn't really help.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 65 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If I'm going to work every day to support your fat lazy adult ass while you blow money on jpgs of monkeys I'm within my rights to bust your balls about it and you're lucky I haven't thrown you out and turned your basement into a home gym

[–] amio@kbin.social 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, for some definition of "rights". If doing it in public, it would still 100% make you an asshole no matter how right you were.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. It sounds like this is a family dinner at home, though. Anons family already know he's a loser.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

My interpretation was this was Christmas dinner, and they had extended family & friends over.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

“MOM, MEATLOAF! FUCK! I never know what she’s doing up there”

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because feeding their depression is the best way to fix the problem.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If he believes it's his parents job to fix him that's about 75% of the problem right there

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a difference between not helping and actively hurting. "Though love" is just bullshit.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who says it's tough love? These are human beings, and they've been put in a really frustrating position. Denigrating someone who buys nfts is an appropriate response. Especially if they did it with your money.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're arguing strawman vs strawman. I'm bailing.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not strawmanning, the OPs screenshot mentions specifically that they were criticizing him for buying NFTs and not having a job

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I saw video game coins and though it was some ingame currency. Also, these types might overhear you talking about crypto/ntf and just assume you've bought into it.

Regardless, they aren't making these jokes for anyone's benefit but their own. Remove the ntf thing, and this greentext is just anxiety inducing for a lot of introverts.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

they aren't making these jokes for anyone's benefit but their own

I agree. I feel they're venting their frustration with a position that anon put them in.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

These people smile when they say these things. They're just happy someone has it worse off then them. It's why people watch trash reality tv.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what being a parent is about though.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works -3 points 10 months ago

Supporting your children well into adulthood and solving mental issues you're not qualified to address is a parents job?

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your child being a jobless loser isn’t justification to publicly shame them in front of family. Especially because you are enabling them. How about instead of shaming them you kick them out of the house?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How to turn a jobless loser into a meth addicted street urchin.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hey meth ain’t free, congratulations you fixed the failure to launch problems

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends entirely on the age.

If some 30 year old who never had a job and is trying get rich quick schemes like crypto while still living at home, then they deserve to be talked down to.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine being a guest at this dinner and watching this guy belittle his (admittedly not doing great) son in front of you as some sort of weird familial power play while airing the family's dirty laundry.

I don't care if Dad is correct, Dad is just as socially retarded as son. It's where son learned it.

[–] amio@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Exactly this. I have no idea how people are justifying dragging someone through the mud in front of people. Imagining being anon is obviously rough (which is probably why someone posted this almost certainly hypothetical scenario), but just having a place at this table would be extremely awkward.

[–] yata@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's fiction. I still don't understand how so many of you take all these posts as descriptions of something that actually occurred. It is a level of gullibility you usually refer to the so called boomers.

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