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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (21 children)

at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume

That's gotta count for something right?

If you have to ask this question, you know it doesn't count.

Also, I think you'd be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 54 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Nah. There was a post here just recently about what happens if you are dating a salsa girl

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have to read that post at least twice the same way you need to watch Fight Club at least twice

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I swear, every time I watch that movie, it always has a different meaning or point to it.

It's like a single movie with multiple endings that you get to choose from depending on how you are watching it.

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