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[–] Zier@fedia.io 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Tomorrow you'll be able to buy gold ear bandages for $500 a pop.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's what the price is reduced to if you buy one with a pair of full-priced shoes.

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