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You can do the cowboy look well. Ditch the long leather coat, the hat and the toothpick. Wear flannel button-ups and cowboy boots of a standard color with jeans of a standard color.
Don't copy phrases from movies, but speak slowly and politely. Don't do a strong accent, but it's ok to do a mild accent. Instead of tipping a hat, give a significant, thoughtful head nod as a greeting.
Check out Sam from TrueBlood as a good example.
If you want what real current day cowboys wear.
Boots (no over the top clasps, spurs, and stuff. Go for something like this: https://www.justinboots.com/)
Light blue jeans pants
white t shirt, can substitute a linen or seersucker button down if preferred. Plain or checkered pattern if doing button down.
western hat
belt with big buckle (optional)
Source of my authority on this matter: Lived in Texas since I was like 10 or smth
The working cowboys tend to dark jeans that show the dirt less.