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British character on British TV:
"you alright, man? My mum said you'd been feeling a bit down and could use a talk."
British character on US TV:
"Cor blimey, guvnor! Me mam gave us a right old bollockin' on that you'd bin down in the dumps and could use a jolly ole shot in the arm! Roger roger! Say no more!"
Reality:
"What's up mate?"
"Alright?"