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I procrastinate on cooking and then complain that I'm hungry and there's no time to make food. I think my brain is broken.
your brain is fully aware that you can just have two handful of nuts and be good for a couple of hours. Just because your brain also believes that you gotta have a proper meal doesn't matter
I don't have any nuts in the pantry because I don't like them. My brain knows this.
A can of Pringles, whatever
Well thanks to my unhelpful brain I'm losing weight from not eating enough
I saw someone make "mashed potatoes" out of Pringles... seriously wondered why. But they did.
I guess one could but... that just sounds expensive and weird-tasting to me.
did it actually mash?
Yeah it actually did, looked slightly less disgusting than I would have expected it to.
I love that! Thanks for sharing, that's an idea that has never crossed my mind