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Anon visits his dealer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (4 children)

My former dealer introduced me to dabs during one visit. It was so fucking strong that I (despite being a wake-and-baker for nearly three decades) asked to use his bathroom, where I sat on the toilet with my head in my hands trying to figure out who to give all my weed to since I was going to have to quit smoking altogether. I came to my senses a few minutes later and my dealer laughed his ass off when I told him about it. I used to think I was a potential medalist in the Pot Smoking Olympics, but that shit sorted me out right quick.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

TIL I should try dabs

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If your thought is "pot doesn't get me as high as it did when I first started smoking", you should definitely try dabs.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then you get the "Dabs don't get me as high as they did when I first started dabbing" trip and have to take a month long T break.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Welcome to drugs!