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Anon gets laid off (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wasn't there a problem with Teslas, that you cannot open the doors when the battery is drained?

In that case.... mission accomplished (somewhat, but slower and more painful)?!

[–] Shizu@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Every Tesla has an emergency unlock system on all doors. You can always open doors even if the battery is flat.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

The battery is a globe.

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