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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago (13 children)

What's the policy on bringing raw materials and making it in the theater? It's not technically outside food and is prepared on the premises.

Thinking a hibachi stove or an electric blender.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What are you gonna grow it during the movie

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bros gonna bring a time box into the theater.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

It’s a primordial soup of amino acids and lightning officer!

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