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Little mouse got big ears.
I'd like to give her the gom jabbar human test.
Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.
She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.
Is... is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.
If she was an Honored Matre I'd call her Mother Commander.
You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She's a breeder.
Sea Child, let's go for a swim.
So did you get fired, or...?
prompting others to out Dune me but whatever, take it the wrong way if you want
Sex
One day friend... one day. Stay away from my daughter though.