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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to be funny (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Little mouse got big ears.

I'd like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

Is... is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

If she was an Honored Matre I'd call her Mother Commander.

You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She's a breeder.

Sea Child, let's go for a swim.

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

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