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Anon goes out with friends (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 81 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

That evening, someone didn't get the pizza they ordered. They must've been pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to eat it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon told his boss, so maybe boss ordered another pizza?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yea most likely someone just had to wait double the time for their pizza, which can be as little as 20minutes

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

and no matter how miffed I‘d be about the longer wait, I would be very happy about it if they explained it

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