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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (14 children)

I mean.....theaters ONLY make money on the consession stand. They basically break even on ticket sales, because of having to pay the movie studios. So if they make you bring the snacks back to your car BEFORE you go in, I get it.

But once you do go in? Once you're in the theater? No. If I were someone NOT with those people, I'd be angered that I followed your rules, I paid my admission, I bought from your concession stand, and now MY movie theater experience is being ruined over some fucking skittles???

I'd me more angry at the employee than the kids/mom. It would cause me to find a new movie theater.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is why I'm relieved that so many theatres have realized getting a liquor license is the way to go. The profit margins on canned booze sold to captive audience are insane, and then I don't even feel slight guilt about the burgers and fries I smuggled in to munch on! They definitely make enough off the 2-3 beers I'm buying to offset the popcorn I was not going to buy regardless.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Went to a cinema experience not so long ago where you could order hot pizza and cold beer via SMS during a movie. It had a whole menu for very reasonable prices. And they delivered right to your seat.

The seats were setup so the staff could sneak through the isles without disturbing the rest of the public.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That sounds fucking AWESOME.

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