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Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say (www.ksat.com)

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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 4 months ago (14 children)

I definitely need a gun to take out my trash. You never know when trash-monsters might jump out of the dumpster and then what.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

sounds like he might have a coon problem.

those damn procyons, not humans. Obviously.

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