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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Option 4

Become the girlfriend :3

[โ€“] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Option 5: become accustomed to the pain until you treat it like an old friend.

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