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Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (19 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I can never remember; is it the left or right nipple that goes to battery positive??

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