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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Be hot
Don't not be not

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don't be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don't have to be hot to be attractive.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Exactly. As long as you're not horribly ugly (1. Don't be a slob 2. Shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes) the right personality will beat looks. Being funny, like legitimately witty funny, will go miles

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