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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

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