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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 105 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Damn this hurts. But if you’re already going through this, you might as well start putting yourself out by saying hello to whomever you can.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (5 children)

All this hard work to avoid the hard work of making friends.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Seriously, get a used set of clubs from a yard sale. Practice short game for like a month intensively and then just hang around a cheap golf course looking for 3s needing a fourth. Boom friends. I mean your friends might all be in there 40s with drug, back or wife issues... but they will all have some interesting stories and they will pretty much all be down for whatever if it gets them out of the house and away from adult responsibility.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Or you could even do something fun with your time!

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