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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's gf is up to something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 87 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Grow some balls.

Become the man your girl thinks you are.

But you can't be tall, you are fucked.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can stand up straight tho. People always think I'm taller than I actually am

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Likewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up

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