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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Step 2: offer them delicious food OR offer to have sex with them

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Emphasis on OR. If you do both he will turn into Al Bundy

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, don't make me pick.

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