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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 87 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Grow some balls.

Become the man your girl thinks you are.

But you can't be tall, you are fucked.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (9 children)

She's saying these things to him to reinforce it into his subconscious. One day he may start believing those lies, and one day they may actually come true. Except the tall thing, he's fucked.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

I have the exact opposite.

No gf saying it of course, but my daily affirmations for the last 20 years are: "you're a piece of shit. You're worthless. You're single because you're worthless. Don't seek a gf, no one deserves to suffer your existence. Blue collar shit work is the only thing you're capable of. You have decayed dog shit where your memory should be. Get fucked asshole, I hate you."

It's nearly impossible to stop because I honestly not only believe it, but it's completely true. It's not something that can be denied. It's a fun life.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think those are affirmations

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That tracks. Usual moron thing: use words you don't know to appear more intelligent than you are.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Relax, dude. It was a stupid offhand joke

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