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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (14 children)

I always make hard eye contact because woman say that guys always look down at their boobs and I've caught myself doing that exact thing.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

You make it sound like the only two possible places to look at are their eyes and their chest. Hmm.

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I don't want anyone to learn about my foot fetish, which is why I just stare at my phone's home screen or at a nearby window.

I think I'm starting to realize why I don't have a real social life.

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