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If Dave thought that this picture of himself (clearly unshowered) was something to throw up on a billboard, I already know why he was struggling with dating apps.
I understand how much dating apps suck. But if you reject the reality that your pictures shouldn't demonstrate a lack of basic hygiene, you're not even really participating. It's like insisting on going to bat with a pool noodle; I admire your dedication but nobody can consider it a genuine attempt.
See I would rather date Dave in his normal state than pretending to be something he's not.
Have you made Dave aware?
I do not live in Philadelphia so he is not interested in me.