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He was tired of dating apps. So he bought a billboard. (www.washingtonpost.com)

submitted 3 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Forget the hair, imagine what hobbies he considers normal.

My “normal” hobbies are home automation, smoking food, and reading about tech. I might let my kid talk me into getting into costume for a horror convention. Ladies: right this way!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

His Instagram is hilarious.